2024 Rys Retrospective – Part 1 (Games, Movies and TV Shows)

I figured it would be fun to write a blog entry regarding what this year has been like for me in terms of the things that interest me the most – what games have I played, which movies have I seen, what TV shows have I watched. This is what Part 1 will be about. As always, please bear in mind that these are my opinions, that are subjective.

I also do some cosplaying in my spare time and decided to include these interests and highlight this too in the form of the cons I have been to and what props and costumes I crafted. I want to focus on these in Part 2.

 

Rapid Recollections - Videogames

First, I want to take a look at the games – I will be covering those that came out this year as well as ranking them. At the same time, I want to make some remarks of the games that did not come out this year but I have played, for the first time. And there will be some honorable mentions as well. I will try to apply this format to movies and TV shows too.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

First up we have the second game in the FFVII remake trilogy. What can I say about Final Fantasy VII except that I love it to death? This entry not so much, though. Sometimes I love it. Other times I hate it. On one hand, it was really great seeing everyone back together again. They all look so amazing and are so amazingly voice acted. The script however was not so good. On another, the ending to this entry was terrible, because they did not do anything with any of the newly introduced plot elements such as alternate realities. Every aspect of “changing fate” from the first entry was entirely wasted. I am not salty because Aerith died again, but honestly with all the reality shifts and dimension travels they ruined what is a touching scene in the original. The gameplay was amazing, though! I am currently enjoying a hard mode playthrough and it’s the closest I will ever get to Dark Souls Final Fantasy (shoo, Stranger of Paradise, nobody wants you here). For me, this is a 6/10 – slightly above average. I would never recommend this to anyone other than super fans, however.

Alan Wake 2 DLC 1 – Night Springs

Oh man, what a ride. I was absolutely smitten by the base Alan Wake 2 and its only thanks to it, that I have taken up writing other things than reports or academic journaling. So, when I heard that the first DLC was released, I raced to my PS5 and played through it in one sitting – which was not very difficult, since it was rather short. Just like the base game it was great. It followed the format of the fake in-universe TV Show of Night Springs in the Alan Wake world that mirrors the real-life Twilight Zone. Which were my favorite little videos in the first Alan Wake. Here, they made 3 episodes in total that you can play through as part of your adventure in Bright Falls or you can directly load them up from the main menu, which is super convenient for me. Each episode had a different tone, different gameplay and each one helped connect the various games of Remedy entertainment together. There was even another Max Payne reference! 8/10 – very good! I can recommend this to every fan of the base game.

Elden Ring – Shadow of the Erdtree DLC

I do not want to take up too much space with this one, so I will try to be brief. It was very mediocre and after how thoroughly I enjoyed the base game, I was disappointed. The DLC was very big, perhaps four times the size of Ashes of Ariandel and the Ringed City combined and yet, despite that, there was only one area and one boss I actually enjoyed. Quantity does not equal quality. In a similar fashion, none of the new weapons or spells interested me and I played the whole DLC with my old STR/FTH build. They advertised new transformative spells (wings and such) and ashes, but they barely did anything – they were cool the first time, but I found them to be too situational. The final boss was an extreme letdown for me. The mechanics of the DLC when it came to power scaling where you have to collect all the items on the map to have your HP and attack not be divided by a percentage were really annoying. At first, I did not mind it, but after ten hours of running around and looking for shiny balls, I resented it. When it came to new NPCs and their questlines, I enjoyed one of them – Sir Ansbach and that was it. The twist of the story in this DLC was incest and I am so tired of the GRRM writing, please no more. Shadow of the Erdtree is a 5/10 for me. This DLC exists and that is ok, but when I will be replaying Elden Ring in the future, I will be skipping it altogether. I never skip the Dark Souls 3 DLC, though and I do not consider my playthrough of DS3 complete unless I beat Gael, the true final boss.

FFXIV: Dawntrail

Sigh, here we go. Dawntrail is the latest expansion to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, which I love with every cell in my body. I breathe and live FFXIV. It is the best Final Fantasy game that ever existed (apart from Tactics, which is the best FF game of all time, as we all know). And yet… I hated Dawntrail. It has horrible writing, a boring story, one dimensional characters and it has more filler than an old Honda Civic that your uncle refuses to scrap in the junkyard. What happened to FFXIV? Where are the people that made Shadowbringers? I regret the time and money I poured into this, which was easily more than fifty hours. I hope they can recover from this, but unless they change the core writers it is not happening. From what I have read online, the original writing and localization team has left, so… I hope that is not true. Even if it is, though, we still have Heavensward, Shadowbringers and Endwalker which are all fantastic. Dawntrail is a 2/10 – terrible, please stop this, Yoshida-san.

World of Warcraft: War Within

Another MMORPG expansion hit us later this summer and considering the past three expansions for WoW have been abysmal, I was dreading the War Within. There were good signs. The main architect of the blatant teasing that was Battle for Azeroth, the absolutely disastrous Shadowlands and the mediocre Dragonflight, Steve Danuser has left Blizzard and Metzen was back. How much control he had over the creative direction of War Within remains unknown, but I had hope. And War Within was… alright? It was fine. I enjoyed the questing, the new zones as well as some of the balancing. I enjoyed the story bits with Anduin and Alleria, it was great seeing Khadgar back. I am still enjoying it to this day, I love my Blood DK as well as Ret Paladin. We are getting a goblin patch next and that is a theme I am not hot about, but we shall see. I would give War Within 6/10. Above average and enjoyable. Which is better than I expected from WoW at this point.

Space Marine 2

Before we played SM2, I had my wife play through the original game so she would have some context for the sequel. She knows her way around WHFB, but not about 40k very much. But we both loved Space Marine 2! It was really good. The story was fine, it was typical Warhammer. The gameplay was really good as well – the Tyrannids felt like a proper swarm, an alien hunger that wants to devour the galaxy and fighting them felt titanic in the heavy suits of the Ultramarines. SM2 was also the first WH40k videogame where I felt they nailed the feeling of the grim dark universe. The first game had a somewhat Disney/Avengers feeling to it, where the marines themselves felt larger than life and always saved the day (which is true, but for me there was not enough dark). The demons were also fantastic! The mythos, the lore and the universe of WH40k really came alive in this one. I also had a very brief interaction with the operations PVE multiplayer part of the game, and absolutely loved it! Space Marine 2 is a 9/10 easily. One of the best games of this year for me.

Alan Wake 2 DLC 2 – The Lake House

There was another Alan Wake 2 DLC planned for this year and that came out around spooky season. It is called the Lake House and directly develops the connection between Alan Wake and Control – the other Remedy game set in the same universe. And while I really liked the first DLC, this one felt forced and tacked on. There were really no new revelations, it tackled some themes of an AI creating art - imitating artists, which is a topic I feel strongly about. However, there was very little of interest to me in this DLC apart from some very unique looking monsters. There was a painter who was forced to experiment with the dark energies in Cauldron Lake that react to artists – this is the plot of the first game - Alan travels to Bright Falls, to Cauldron Lake and is swept up in a Twin Peaks mystery where his writing comes alive, but its all dark and twisted. Here, the colors from the paintings dripped from their canvases and formed monsters that chased you around as you explored, but apart from that I felt this was very redundant and did not enhance the experience in any way. 5/10, it exists and I do not mind, but one playthrough was enough for me. I will be skipping this DLC in the future.

Silent Hill 2 Remake

Silent Hill 2 Remake was another great game I played this year. While I still feel that this remake was not necessary, because Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition exists, I still completed this game four times in a row now. The performances were great, the visual style was fantastic, the storytelling was on point. It did not change anything fundamentally from the original game and improved where it could. I have my own reservations about this remake, that I outlined in its separate blog entry, however, I wholly recommend this, even if you never played the original – which is somewhat unusual even for me, as I am mostly against the idea of remakes. In my review I gave it 8/10 and I stand by that. Come on, Bloober Team, give us the original score and Born from a Wish as DLC, I will pay for it right now. Take my money!

I have also played Terminator: Resistance and its DLC, the Annihilation Line. I really liked it; it was very reminiscent of the good non-Bethesda Fallouts (of which I am a great fan). I liked how it tried to tie everything into the first Terminator movies, because let us be honest, those are the only two that exist. There are no other, right? My wife played the Mass Effect trilogy for the first time and I have been watching her play, which has reminded me of my own journey with the series that I deeply love and enjoy. Being a fan of classic RPGs and DnD, I played Owlcat’s Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, which was a fine game at first, however too soon I became to dislike the writing and felt the game was too long. Just now I am finishing a fresh a playthrough of Pillars of Eternity 2, a nice classic RPG by Obsidian and the writing in comparison is miles better.

 

Rapid Recollections – Movies

There have been some movies that we have seen in theatres this year too. Here are my impressions (hopefully) in order.

Dune Part II

            Oh man, I did not enjoy the second Dune as much as I loved the first one. I am a huge fan of Lynch’s original Dune, as well as the book. I read it many times as a kid and have been trying to get through the rest of Herbert’s books as well. I had such high hopes for the sequel after watching the first one and I did not even mind the changes they made to the story and characters. However, the second Dune movie just left me bored and looking at the time. I am also not fan of Zendaya, I am sorry, but her pouting is just not doing it for me. I do not see Chani, I do not see MJ, I just see Zendaya and I cannot disconnect her from the characters, she is always the same. Kind of like the Rock, Jack Black or Kevin Hart. Except, those can be fun, sometimes. I was also disappointed they sacrificed Alia for more Chani and we had no gom-jabar baron assassination. The first hour just felt incredibly long and was not going anywhere in my opinion, while they really rushed the second hour to fit all the story from the book into the movie. By the time Christopher Walken appeared on Arrakis as the Emperor, I found myself saying that’s it? 6/10, it was alright, but not as good as the first movie, which is an easy 10/10 for me.

Deadpool and Wolverine

This movie surprised me. It rushed me, took me by the throat and slapped me around. I was NOT expecting this to be any good. And yet… I loved it to death. I have summarily declined to watch any new Marvel movies past Endgame, even though I was persuaded to watch the third Guardians (which I enjoyed). My hopes were very nonexistent, so my surprise was immense. I loved the cameos; I loved the actual longer cameos! I loved Gambit, I loved Blade and for the first time in twenty-five years I actually loved Wolverine. I was never hyped by any of the older Xmen movies (except First Class, which was a great movie with a terrible ending). Wolverine felt nasty, vicious and dangerous. He was unruly and rude. He was fighting to kill, lunging with claws extended and going for the throat. He was exactly as he should have always been. And I did not mind Deadpool, as much as I did in the previous movie. This was a 10/10, easily. A legendary movie that I will be watching a lot in the future.

Mad Max: Furiosa

Despite the fact that I love the original Mad Max trilogy (yes, even Beyond Thunderdome) and am also a huge fan of Fury Road which I have seen a dozen times in the theatre when it came out, I did not like Furiosa. I felt the movie was too long without a point, there were questionable story design choices, the effects and CGI were terrible in a series that is known for practical effects and the worst of all, I cannot defend the use of AI in any entertainment format; whether that is a movie, a game or music. There is a point in the movie when Chris Hemsworth was sitting on the roof of his car and looked at the camera stating that he is bored and wants to go home. Never before has a movie expressed a sentiment that I agreed with so fundamentally. It spoke downright to my core and I am even more disappointed in myself that I stayed until the end hoping it gets better. It did not. Was there anything I liked? Sure, it was fun seeing Immortan Joe again even though Hugh has passed and was this time played by a different actor. His voice was modulated by an AI, which is shameful. Was Taylor-Joy good as Furiosa? Yes and no. She was good as a young Furiosa, but making her look like Charlize Theron once again with AI imaging? Nah, that is a pass for me. With how much Miller used AI in the production, I would not be surprised if he even asked ChatGPT or another LLM to write the script. 3/10 and I hope this was a blunder or a learning experience for someone, not an inspiration. There already is a Fury Road prequel, which is a comic book and it is very good. I will never understand why they decided against adapting that. I hear that comic book adaptations are all the rage now.

Alien: Romulus

After the titillating experience that have covered the Fassbender – Scott yaoi known as Prometheus and Covenant, I have also given up on Alien as a franchise. Truly, nothing has killed my interest in a franchise faster than watching Fassbender make out with himself. Ok, that is not true, I only need to look at the newest Star Wars media and that feeling of a ruined nostalgia is easily reminded. However, once again, I was persuaded to go and watch Alien: Romulus, and damn… It is interesting to see what passionate people that like something are able to create. Ultimately, there were only two things I did not like about Romulus: the fact that in order for the plot to move forward, there had to have been stupid people involved (a typical horror trope from the 90s) and also that essentially, the movie did not bring anything new to the mythos of Alien. Which considering the atrocities of Ridley Scott (and others), is a positive. 8/10 – really good and I want to see more from the director Alvarez and the creative team behind Alien: Romulus, please.

 

And that is it for the movies we have seen in theatres. It is not many, but then again, there have not been many that caught my eye. I need to make some honorable mentions as well. These are films that have not come out this year, but I have watched them for the first time in 2024. Robocop 1 and 2. And holy shit, what a fantastic treat the first Robocop was! I never knew it was made by Paul Verhoeven, who made my favorite scifi of all time, Starship Troopers. The second Robocop - I did not care for that much, though. My wife and I both really loved Leaving Las Vegas with Nick Cage. We also saw Lost Highway by David Lynch and initially I wanted to see this, because it has been cited as the inspiration for Silent Hill 2 – but I did not like it very much. It was alright, but I was not overwhelmed.

However, I need to mention the best movie I saw this year – better even than Deadpool and Wolverine.

This is Godzilla Minus One – what a movie! It is just perfect. The Japanese get it, they know how to make a fantastic monster universe movie. I love Godzilla and Kong and even though I have not seen the latest Universal movies, because I did not like the first crossover they did, I gave a chance to the Japanese one. Usually, when it comes to monster movies, it is the human element that is terribly boring and you only care about the monsters, but Godzilla Minus One does exactly what the American movies try to do with Millie Bobby Brown and Ken Watanabe, and Bryan Cranston. I really, really cared about the human story in Minus One. I wanted them to be happy and safe. And Godzilla was this force of nature, absolute colossus of destruction and death. If you have not seen it and you like monster movies, you need to see Godzilla Minus One, which is a legendary 10/10 movie for me.

 

Rapid Recollections – TV Shows

My wife and I have really saw only a couple TV Show from beginning to end this year. Most of them didn’t even come out in 2024, but I would still like to mention some of them.

The Terror

Absolutely stunning storytelling of the Franklin expedition into the Arctic when the brave sailors went looking for the northwest passage around the Northern American continent. What is there not to love? The atmosphere is dreary, melancholic and scary. There is the usual paranoia and loneliness. And in the darkness and snow lurks something much worse than primal human nature. Epic TV show that I recommend to anyone, if you are a fan of polar expeditions or a slow creeping horror, or you just want to see a gripping tale, the Terror has you covered. I loved this so much and finishing it has left me empty and sad inside, but at the same so grateful that I got to experience such a journey. 10/10 legendary TV Show.

The North Water 

As far as the setting and themes go, the North Water is very similar to the Terror, but it is a bit shorter and somewhat more brutal. It covers some of the last whaling expeditions into northern waters above the British Isles. There is also Colin Farrel playing an evil murdering hobo sailor. Imagine Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium, but instead of depression you have a murderous rampage. It was alright. The final two episodes were a bit too fictitious for me, felt too fake. But it was still a solid watch. 7/10 – above average television.

  Shogun

I am a ravenous consumer and fan of the Sengoku period in medieval Japan, so when I heard about this TV show, I was excited like a little boy. It also has Hiroyuki Sanada in the titular role, who is one of my favorite actors. He is that coolest Japanese guy in every Western movie. But alas, I did not enjoy it. It was by the first five minutes when I realized that none of what is happening in the show actually reflects real events and history. I quickly came to find out that that this is an adaptation of a book by an Australian American writer James Clavell, who wrote his own fanfiction of the Sengoku period. Instead of writing about real historical events and characters like for example Henryk Sienkiewicz, Leo Tolstoy or the modern Bernard Cornwell (all amazing writers who crafted immersive historical novels), Clavell just sort of loosely based his book on the closing years of the Sengoku period and made up his own characters. And I could not have been more disappointed. The actors were great, the production values were beyond high value quality, it’s just the writing and the source material which left me wanting something better. I kind of refuse to rate the Shogun, because I have never heard of the source material so I cannot judge it based on its merits as an adaptation. As a fictitious and completely made up historical drama, it was alright. 

            I have also liked seasons one and three of the Boys and was reluctant to get back. I have watched the first three episodes of season 4 and kind of never got back into it. The episodes were long, drawn out and out of every 60 minutes or so, only 10 were interesting. I am not coming back.

    

            I also have to mention Dexter and Supernatural. We are currently watching these shows at home – my wife never saw Dexter and I never finished Supernatural, but we enjoy both and want to see more.

            Anyway, this has been my list for games, movies and TV shows that I have seen in 2024. What were you favorites among these from this year? Do you agree with some of my remarks or disagree? What was your most favorite game and movie? Let me know in the comments. In Part 2, I would like to continue with an overview of my cosplay activities; I will be covering the cons we have been to with my other half as well as some crafting that I have done.

Lords of the Fallen (2023) – Religion is bad, but also cool

 

Lords of the Fallen is what they call a Soulslike in the gaming industry – a videogame that is mimicking the Fromsoftware approach to action RPGs. These games have a reputation of being difficult and having an obscure story. I have played LotF when it came out last year and I did not have a good time. I also just finished a fresh playthrough. In this post I wish to compare my two experiences as well as give an overall view on the game itself. I have really enjoyed parts of the game, especially the aesthetic – the visual design as well as some of the mythos and characters. What I have not enjoyed however is certain aspects of the gameplay that I felt were just not good enough for a solid experience. While I have Lies of P to thank for finally teaching me how to parry, LotF really just made me want to play other games since there are three main issues with this game. The movement, enemy variety and weapon animations. It is not all bad, however as I certainly loved some other aspects.  

            Like I have already mentioned, LotF is a Soulslike. You will be running around and killing enemies for XP (it is called Vigor here), and if you die twice without retrieving it, you will lose that XP. You also use it purchase items and upgrade weapons. There are questlines with NPCs that are easily missed or ruined, if you do not follow a guide and/or do not know where to go and what to do when exactly. This is standard for Soulslikes and while I have never been much of a fan of this approach to storytelling, eventually I got used to it. This system is designed this way so that you have an incentive to play these games over and over again. Whenever I was not playing LotF, I have been thinking about playing it. Why? Because I love the ideas of this game.

            Lords of the Fallen takes place in a place called Mournstead, which is inspired by a late medieval European period with heavy influences of Abrahamic religions. Long ago, there was a God called Adyr who might have created humanity or at least led them into its golden age (not sure about this one). There were three human rebels who rose up against Adyr’s rule and who wanted humanity to be free of the god’s influence. They sealed Adyr in an alternate dimension and established a new world order and religion. The worship of Adyr was outlawed and its place was took over by the radiant religion of the holy god Orius. Not everyone liked this new order and some were still very fond of Adyr, they practiced their worship in secret and were persecuted for it. Adyr has been trying to break free of their prison for a long time now, he even created the Rhogar, a new race of demon-like entities who were supposed to destroy the church of Orius and help Adyr come back from his prison dimension. Some humans take on the appearance of the Rhogar – demonic horns, protruding bones and blood, lots of blood. What has been shown in great detail in the game is how even a sign of Adyr worship is punished – villages are burned, cities are razed, entire swathes of people are cut down and massacred. The church of Orius knows absolutely no mercy – this is where the religion is bad theme plays its strong hand. Now, I am not here to argue real world religion and politics or even describe them. Personally, I do not need a reminder of the atrocities that were committed in the real world due to religion, one needs to look at the crusades or medieval Europe and you have enough for countless horror stories. I felt like Lords of the Fallen strut a fine line between ridiculous and serious, though. I will make another comparison, this time to the good old game series by Blizzard - Diablo. Specifically, Diablo 2 also had strong emphasis on religion, on a war between angels and demons and how it was the poor people that were caught in between who were the real victims. While the two sides were both pretty bad. Lords of the Fallen falls into a similar category for me.

And I have to say that the visual themes are amazing here. Absolutely beautiful – and I do not mean in a “wow these graphics are so cool” way. While Unreal Engine 5 has a reputation of being unoptimized, it does make things look nice. What I mean is how great the visual storytelling is here. You will be walking through a burning city with various images of demonic worship and crucified citizens and corpses strewn across a street. There will be statues of angelic figures with weeping blood, there will mass graves, etc.

There will be soldiers and warrior of Orius who venerate their god of light by wrapping their hands in barb wire, bleeding themselves in masochistic fashion. One of the schools of magic actually uses exactly this – you channel holy magic by cutting yourself and bleeding. You will see blood flowing from your character whenever you fire a bolt of radiant energy. Various armaments of the church of Orius feature barbed wire extensively. Whether it is on boots, gloves or wrapped around the hilts of swords (instead of the blade). It is absolutely metal in its design and I love every aspect of it.

The music, what little there is in the hub and during some of the boss fights is also done exceptionally well. I never felt like it did not belong or was out of place. What was a shame however is that there is no music playing when you are exploring the world – just like in the Dark Souls trilogy, Bloodborne or other Soulslikes. In Elden Ring though there is ambient music when you explore and I wish we would see this more in these games in the future.

Where in terms of the story does the game begin, though? Well, Mournstead is mostly in ruins when you create your character. What has happened? The church of Orius is represented by the Hallowed Sentinels, which is a military branch of the church that is led by Judge Cleric and apparently, they have gone insane and started exterminating anyone even suspected of being corrupted by Adyr or Rhogar influence. Including innocent people, of course. Those citizens that have been spared the purges died or gone mad from a disease that ravaged the kingdom just before that. A young prodigy in the ranks of the Hallowed Sentinels, Pieta had a suspicion that the plague was spiritual in nature as some of the symptoms were similar to that of the Rhogar mutations. I mentioned that Mournstead is a kingdom, which means there is a king too, right? Of course, his name is Bramis and throughout various flashbacks (these are called stigmas in game) he is shown as being a typical strong but fair ruler who tolerates Judge Cleric – however when the catastrophe falls on Mournstead, he cannot intervene when it comes to the religious purges because he himself is consumed by a familial tragedy. His wife is a secret Adyr worshipper, I think out of necessity, who makes a deal with the devilish god to save their infant child. This of course goes horribly wrong and thus the ruling caste of the kingdom is crippled. As such the land is ravaged by a holy war between the militant arm of the church and the persecuted citizenry that has either turned to Adyr in their hopelessness or because of their nefarious reasons. As if this was not enough, there is another reality, another dimension that is layered on top of what everybody calls Axiom, the real world.

 

This other dimension is called Umbral – I am not entirely sure if it is just another reality or if it is the realm of death. It is called both in the game and the distinction has not been clear to me, not exactly anyway. So, what is Umbral? It is another realm which mirrors the real world and from a gameplay perspective you are transported into it once you “die”. Effectively, when you die in Dark Souls, you reload at the latest bonfire that you have rested at, not so in LotF. Instead, half of your HP is “withered” (which is another mechanic that is somewhat similar in function to the Bloodborne HP mechanic – you recover withered HP by attacking enemies without them hitting you). Umbral is a desolate place, everywhere are creepy eyes that follow you around, spiky tentacles and the sky is full of eldritch horrors. The enemies are these weird husks looking humanoid corpses that have gaping holes where their faces should be and they remind me a lot of Ash Vampires from Morrowind. There are also hooded spectres, pregnant spiky fairies with no jaws and lots of moths. Whenever the threshold between Axiom and Umbral is thin, there are moths. The main color palette is blue. Everything is blue. It is like Hotel Hell season 3 with sad Gordon Ramsey. Which I do not mind, I really love the design of Umbral. You as a player do not want to spend a lot of time in Umbral, because the more you are in it, the more the malignant inhabitants of that world notice you and eventually an enemy will spawn that hunts you and you cannot defeat it (or at least it is very difficult). You have to be in Umbral, however as most level progression is tied behind it with shortcuts, secret ladders, doors that are locked in the real world are opened in Umbral. So, you have to transition between worlds in order to move on and make progress.

There is another god, called the Putrid Mother that is like this awesome, incomprehensible Lovecraftian abomination that wants to devour all and is being very opportunistic regarding the situation around Adyr. The demonic god is trying to shatter the barrier back onto the real world and the Putrid Mother would like to hop along as well, and eat everything. It is truly horrifying – you would not want to live in any of the Dark Souls games, not in Yarnham from Bloodborne or the Lands Between from Elden Ring. The same can be said about Mournstead in Lords of the Fallen.

In any case, the game begins when a small troop of a preacher and his knights arrives in Mournstead from abroad to figure out what is going on. Everyone but the preacher is killed, he finds you and gives you the task to figure things out. He needs to know what happened to the Hallowed Sentinels, what is going with King Bramis, etc. And thus, your task begins.

I love the setup and I love the world. Despite the fact that I am not a fan of the whole religion is bad trope, this is right up my alley.

Let’s talk about the gameplay, which is… not great. Immediately I had this jarring issue with movement. There is a lot of rubber banding – which means that you keep getting stuck on things in the world that you should not be stuck on as well as hitting the walls that are there, as well as those that are not there. This is not the worst, however. No, that is the attack movement. Every time you swing a weapon, your character does an animation which moves him forward or to the side. Which is natural, right? When you attack, you move – even in reality you do not stand in one place. I mean, you can, but unless you are using a thrusting weapon or an overhead attack it is not ideal. In LotF however, you move too much. You ice skate. You swing a weapon and your character zooms forward like that player sprite on icy levels in Pokémon.

 This is infuriating and last year when the game came out, you could actually fall off ledges like this. There are many areas in the game where you are on a cliff or a bridge, or something similar and there are enemies everywhere. You attack an enemy near the ledge, your character ice skates around and falls to his doom. What a terrible design.

Now, to be fair, the developers have since fixed this and while you still ice skate around when attacking like crazy, you cannot fall to your death. Your character now stops near the ledge automatically.

The second major issue is the enemy variety. There are many areas in the game, however there is only one, fairly at the beginning that has unique enemies that are only there. It is a poisoned swamp, no less. Every other area in the game, whether you are in a forest, in some ruins, in a giant burning city, in a monastery or at the king’s castle, you face the same enemies. The only difference is in their stats/scaling. Basically, meaning in the first six hours of the game, you will have seen more than two quarters of what the game has to offer only because the later areas recycle bosses and turn them into mobs. What also makes me angry is the scaling - an enemy you can one shot in an earlier level, one shots you at a later level. And it is the same enemy! He looks the same, has the same attack animation, same weapon. It is incredibly annoying.

The third and final major issue in my opinion is the weapon variety. Not in terms of how many weapons there are. There are lots! Axes, flails, swords, bigger swords, massive swords. You have bows and crossbows. What is really disappointing is that every weapon group has the same animations and same attack patterns. So, the only difference is the stat scaling. Again, this is a major issue since what is the point of finding other weapons? There are also no special arts, moves or anything like that. They added something a kin to these in a patch later down the line, however you have to complete complicated and obtuse quest lines to even unlock them and then you can use these special moves twice, maybe three times, which makes them useless.

I hear the developers are working on a sequel and if they are, I hope that these three issues are addressed, because otherwise it will not be a fun experience.

You have an umbral lamp, which is another plot relevant item that allows you to peer into the horror infested realm and also allows you to travel there by will. As far as combat goes, you can use it to “soulflay” enemies which rips their souls out of their bodies that you can attack for some withered damage, but I rarely used this. In combat there are times, when you have to use the lamp. This is when there is a little floating blue ball that only exists in Umbral (and thus you cannot see it in the real world) that is attached to an enemy – you have to take out your lamp and suck this ball into your lamp, otherwise the enemy it has attached itself onto it is invincible (it has very fast HP recovery). This is super annoying and after forty hours of game, I resented this mechanic. This blue balled enemies will be strategically placed so they can screw you over and the process of taking out your lamp, starting the sucking animation and waiting for it to finish can be interrupted by other enemies. Which again, is not fun. If you want me to start sucking off blue balled enemies in the game, the least you can do is make it fun.

If I were to write about this game last year, when it came out, it would not have been positive at all. The game ran terribly, the performance was more horrifying than the realm of Umbral. Unplayable on the PS5 and on PC it varied. It was also crashing constantly. Furthermore, apart from technical issues there was a very distinct design philosophy that I heavily disliked. The game was unfair – it had that Dark Souls II philosophy, where there was an enemy behind every corner and near every ledge there was a mob ready to push you off to your death. There were exploding barrels, exploding dogs and archers spamming exploding bolts and arrows. When the game worked, which was not very often, it was torture to play. I finished it but I hated almost everything about it and did not want to come back, at all.

All was not terrible, however as the developers refused to give up on the game and for a year straight decided to patch it every week. First, there were many patches to address the technical issues. Eventually, additional things were added – like new spells, new armor sets, new bosses, new questlines. Things have improved. However, looking back at it now, the game felt like it was in beta for a year. Except, it was being sold for full price and the customers were the QA testers. Which did not do the reviews and especially Steam scores any favors. Score are one thing, however the longevity of a game is also determined by the size of its playerbase – especially if it has multiplayer and LotF does! I will express my opinion on the multiplayer aspect in a second. First impressions are absolutely everything and are very important! Whether these are for people you meet or the experiences you have in your life. And this was no different, of course. After the abysmal launch the game was in, the player base dropped significantly. 

The game has released on 13^th October 2023 and had 43 thousand concurrent players on Steam alone. In a month, the player count has fallen down to 4 thousand. Almost forty thousand players stopped playing the game in a month! This is insane.

I hear that Hexworks is working on a sequel, I am praying that they learn from their mistakes and delay the game if needed, so it does not come out in a state like this.

In any case, what else is there to talk about? Multiplayer? Yeah, the game boasted of having a seamless 1:1 coop where you could play the entire game with a buddy from start to finish – which was not true at launch. And still kind of is not true even to this day, even though the multiplayer connection issues have been mostly ironed out. How it works is that you have a player who has their own world that you yourself can connect to – and you can run around, kill bosses and mobs and also upgrade your character, but you cannot progress questlines. The multiplayer however has been enjoyable to me. I have liked it more than the usual Fromsoftware multiplayer where you need to do a million things as well as a dark ritual and wait for the celestial entities to be in proper alignment if you want to connect to anybody. What I mean by that is that it has always been needlessly complicated to initiate multiplayer in any Fromsoftware game.

I wanted to love Lords of the Fallen so very much. I kind of even do. I would not have finished three playthroughs over the last year if I were not fond of it. I have very high hopes for the sequel and I am hoping that Hexworks does not rush it. You only ever get one first impression. Would I have recommended the game last year? Absolutely not! Can I recommend it now? Yes, but with an asterisk. You need to be aware of some of the negatives up front as well as getting the feeling of the movement. Once you run around the initial area and kill a couple enemies, try the first real boss (not the tutorial boss) and you are ok with ice skating around, then definitely yes. The visual aesthetic as well as the lore of the world is amazing and easily a 10/10. It is bleak and yet vivid. The graphic violence on display is horrifying and yet it belongs. The stories of various NPCs and some of the more involved questlines are fantastic, some are heartfelt, some are scary, most are hopeless and sad in true Soulslike fashion. But the gameplay is lacking and some of the design ideas are not great. There are three very strong negatives I have outlined above and some minor as well. However, when this game is good, it is brilliant, certainly the highs are extremely high. When I put these all on a scale, it comes up as just average, however. When I compare these to other games in the genre, LotF does not compare very well. Competitors have done it better. Sure, Lies of P does not have a world that is as intriguing as this one and you cannot create your own character. But it has crisp gameplay that is unmatched by LotF. So, without turning this into another rant, I give Lords of the Fallen (2023) a 5/10 – an average experience. This is not terrible! This is not an IGN score, where everything below 8 is trash. An average game is just that. Despite everything, I liked my time with Lords of the Fallen. When Hexworks releases the sequel, I will be there, day one, having bought the game and playing it. I will be expecting a better launch than this one.

Please, tell me in the comments below to git gud or how you disagree on everything I have said. Or perhaps how you also had a similar experience while playing the game. How was your first impression with Lords of the Fallen? Did you enjoy it? Or do you hate it? 

 

Final Fantasy VIII - I'm your old friend amnesia

 

I have not been planning on writing about another Final Fantasy so soon, but here we are. Final Fantasy VIII has always been one of my favorites but whenever I tried to think about why, all I could remember was that I really liked Squall, the protagonist – I even cosplayed as Squall some 10-12 years ago (don’t look it up!). For better or worse, I decided to play it again on my recently refurbished VITA. I played the original PSX game from start to finish. And here we are. Apart from some scenes and key plot points, I have decided I will not be recapping the story of this 1999 game, primarily because it would drive me insane. I wish to write about some of its key elements, positive and negative. Word of warning, I did not have a good time playing VIII – it might seem I am too harsh on it; however, I believe that the character writing as well as the story is deeply flawed here. I will do my best to make sure that this post does not devolve into an incomprehensive mess.

            The protagonist of the game is the already mentioned Squall Leonhart, a name like only the 90s can give us. Squall is very shy, introverted and does not like to express his emotions or even admit he has any – Hello, Dexter Morgan. He is like this, because when he was a little boy he has lost his sister, or so the game makes you think. He is a member of a specialized military academy called the Balamb Garden and is training to become a “SEED”. There are more gardens. The game never really tells you what does it mean or what it stands for, all you get is the simple explanation that in the world of VIII there are sorceresses and they are bad, and the SEEDs are trained to fight them. Ok, so similar to witchers or other monster hunters, then? Not really. There usually is just one sorceress and there are hundreds of SEEDs. Perhaps these sorceresses are that powerful. The students at Balamb Garden also work as mercenaries and various nations of VIII hire them for various political assassinations or wars. Ok? And why hasn’t anyone destroyed these Gardens, then? Since they pose a threat to everyone and anyone who can pay them and can shift political power so easily? The game never says. Alright, so back to Squall. Apart from being very introverted, Squall is also anxious and is always afraid of being alone – which he is because he constantly pushes people away, even though he has literal people fighting over him. Existentialism was the theme of IX and the fear of being alone is the theme of VIII. It is all rather bleak and serious.

            The world of VIII also has a very distinct design – this is not a cyberpunk-ish setting like the one in VII or a high fantasy world of IX. Final Fantasy VIII is very futuristic with sleek curves, shiny walls and high-tech screens. If you can imagine it, it is here. You have flying buildings, nitro boosted motorcycles and dinosaur spaceships with power rangers. It is certainly unique and I would be lying if I said I didn’t like it.

            As is standard, the music of the game is fantastic. It has beautiful and relaxing tones in the world map as well as in interiors, it has great battle and boss themes and eerie scary and ominous atmospheric music for its other serious scenes. It is great and I cannot praise it enough. If you ever want anything to listen to, anything atmospheric, just randomly pick any Final Fantasy soundtrack and hit play. Nobuo Uematsu is a master of his craft.

            Another thing that is unique and you cannot find it in any other Final Fantasy game is the somewhat complex gameplay mechanic called the Junction system. In this game you collect magic from monsters and places in the world as if they were items and you can only carry 100 of any given magic. When you cast the magic, it depletes from your pool. However, you are mostly encouraged to stockpile it and then “junction” it to your various character’s stats for benefits and effects. This system is completely broken, because if you take some time to figure out which magic works best with which stat you can completely trivialize the game. This is not bad by any means! I have actually come to love it, because of how broken it is. After all this is a singleplayer game and personally I have always been a fan of fun over balance. Later you can learn to refine the magic from various items or monster parts, which makes the drawing (what you call collecting the magic in this world) that much easier. What makes junctioning possible are the GFs (it stands for Guardian Force). Just like in any other Final Fantasy (apart from XII), there are most of the usual summons – Ifrit, Shiva, Bahamut and my favourite Diablos. Honorable mention has to be Doomtrain, the Devil Thomas.

 

 

             I mean, just look at this guy. Doomtrain is my spirit animal. Apart from allowing characters to junction magic to their stats, the GFs also work as actual summons that you can use in battle. Every GF has a unique animation and attack. Some even provide beneficial effects to your characters. Some are useless. You also level them up and train them in various abilities. It reminds me a little bit of Pokémon or Shaman King. And I love both franchises. If I were to pass judgement on the controversial junction system, it is a 10/10 in my book. I love it and wish it were used again in a future entry.

            Final Fantasy VIII also has the best optional side content, a game inside a game the likes of Gwent from the Witcher III. This is also a card game and its called Triple Triad. As Squall, you collect various cards of monsters and famous (or infamous) characters and then you find NPCs that you challenge to a game. You can do this throughout the whole game – even during moments when the world is ending or an important character just died, it is hilarious. How does it work? Well, you have a playing board that is 3x3 spaces and you take turns with your opponent putting your cards into play. Each card has a different strength on each of its four sides ranging from 1 to A. Which side has a higher number automatically wins and takes over the other card. The player with the most cards wins the match. It is simple and addicting – and to be perfectly honest, if you like card games, it might be worthwhile to play VIII just for Triple Triad. Have I said that the music in VIII is fantastic? The song for Triple Triad is just perfect too.

            Another aspect that I really liked were the visuals. I played the original PSX game from 1999 and it looked magnificent – and I do not mean just the graphics themselves, but the composition and set design of each scene. These were meticulously crafted to convey specific emotions and appeal. For me this has always been a subjective topic, since obviously we all like something different, but I never really cared about graphics, whether something looks realistic or is „just pretty“. But when I pause and gaze at what is in front of me and start analyzing it and it evokes various feelings in me, I know they did something right. Looking at Final Fantasy VIII is like feasting your eyes on a beautiful painting. The first visit to the highly advanced city of Esthar for example, is incredible. Other backgrounds are strikingly beautiful too.

 

 

            Later in the game, there is one optional area that I really enjoyed, the Deep Sea Research Center. It is a mini dungeon, where you can acquire Bahamut and fight Ultima Weapon, the recurring boss from other Final Fantasy games. I liked it because it was challenging and reminded me a little bit of the Midlight Deep dungeon from the best game of all time, Final Fantasy Tactics.

            I think that is enough with the positives, though. I praised the gameplay and its various systems, the beautiful music and stunning visuals. And for whatever reason, I like Squall. However, what really drags this game down into infamy is the absurd storyline and nonsensical plot. There is no reason in individually rating and describing the characters, because they are all terrible. The plot is predictable and boring – it does have impressive scenes that are highlighted by the visuals and music, however I believe that these were made before the story was even written. It is like when Zack Snyder creates an amazing storyboard for his movies, but fails at connecting these together. So, you have an impressive scene that does not make any sense.

I think it was in the middle of Disc 2 (there are four) where I completely gave up on the narrative. All six of the main characters, along with the secondary antagonist suddenly, out of nowhere, remember that they all come from the same orphanage where the main antagonist was their caretaker?! Not even Dallas had a twist this ridiculous. Of course, this does not go anywhere and serves no purpose.

Apart from the main theme of the game that is the fear of being alone, another very important plot point is the love story between Squall and the deuteragonist Rinoa, who really is the only other character that has any relevance out of all of them. The love story is incredibly cringeworthy and I felt embarrassed for these fictional people at every turn. Squall behaves as if he does not want any attention and does not want to be anywhere near Rinoa, who is constantly making very childish advances on him. She keeps referring to herself as the princess (she actually is) and to him as her gallant prince. Throughout the game, Squall consistently facepalms and expresses disdain and denial to Rinoa. No means no.

They are both supposed to be seventeen. I mean, I can hardly blame Squall for wanting to be alone when this is how you are bombarded every day. Eventually, Rinoa hounds him enough that he gives in and thinks he loves her now (?). I mean, I am no expert on troubles for those who romantically involved, but I think it is called coercion and it is a form of abuse. Squall is already mentally unhealthy, but Rinoa is there to persuade him that he in fact loves her.

Anyway, what is the gist of the main story? There is an evil sorceress from the future that wants to destroy all time everywhere. She works towards her goal by travelling to the present to possess the sorceresses that are alive. For some reason, there is another person called Ellone that can consciously manipulate time as well by sending someone she knows into the past and it is implied she could do that for the future as well. But wait! She is Squall’s long-lost sister whom he thought had died! Or is she? No, she is his step-sister! Oh ok. The evil sorceress from the future – her name is Ultimecia - possessed their caregiver from the orphanage who also turned out to be the wife of Robin Williams, I mean this game’s Cid, who is Squall’s headmaster. What a soap opera. There is more, of course.

Whatever… I played Triple Triad and worked on junctioning the best magics to my attributes. I breezed through these scenes and carried on. It is not until the end of Disc 2, when the love story actually becomes somewhat decent and I was rooting for Squall and Rinoa to be together. But what a twist! Rinoa turns out to also be a sorceress and Squall has to struggle with the fact that he might have to kill her, because Ultimecia might want to possess her next.

 

            The level design is mostly terrible and unintuitive, too. What you do in almost every scenario is run around and are constantly bombarded by random encounters at every step, pressing all the buttons on your controller and hoping that something happens, sometime. You have no idea where to go or what to do and there are instances of absolute insanity, where you cannot progress the plot unless you do something absolutely specific. For example, you are supposed to go from town A to town B by train. You get the tickets, you board the train with your companions and… nothing is happening. You are stuck. What the hell? So, you figure alright, I have to talk to all of them, I guess. You do that, but still nothing is happening. No one tells you any clue where to go or what to do. The train is not moving, the game is not doing anything. You walk around the room, you slowly walk into every corner while you are hammering buttons, but nothing is happening. What the fuck, I felt that the game has broken and I would have to reload an earlier save. What turns out you have to do, is try to leave the train you just got on! Oh, how obvious, right? This happens way too many times for it to be a coincidence.

            Other than the forced amnesia plot with the orphanage, the absolute worst part of the story are the sudden Laguna flashbacks. What are those, you ask? It is when the main cast who is in the middle of doing something, suddenly clutches their heads and falls down to the floor. Then you are transported who knows where and are put into control of a dude named Laguna and his two friends. These flashbacks serve no point to the story, are too long, too boring and they always try to be very funny which is in stark contrast to what is happening with Squall and Co. Who designed this? Who thought this was a good idea? I just cannot. What is this?

            In a similar manner to John Marston from Red Dead Redemption, I really like Squall, but not because they are similar, but because both games have varied issues with their story and its pacing. There are times when Red Dead Redemption is incredibly boring and annoying, but I really like John and I want him to succeed, so I press on and do these tedious missions. I felt like that throughout most of Final Fantasy VIII, too.

            There are a lot of instances where the game purposefully wastes your time where characters are forced to walk instead of run, in endless hallways with tons of enemies, mazes of various ways to go, but where every but one is a dead end and you have to backtrack to the correct one. If you do not know where to go, you are adding hours to your playtime. And this happens constantly! This is not a short game either – by just doing the main story, you will need 50+ hours. This is especially egregious during the later parts of the game, when the plot is running on fumes.

            At the very end of the game, you travel into the future where Ultimecia supposedly resides and have to work your way through her castle to defeat her. Time compression is in full effect and it is described that all time is being pushed together and with the pedigree of stunning visuals in this game, I hoped this would have been represented somewhat in the backgrounds, but its not. Ultimecia’s castle that is supposed to be in the far future simply looks like a gothic castle. And oh my god!!! The final level is infuriating. I liked it at first, because being in the future while time compression is happening, you are stripped of everything and have to work your way through the castle defeating various bosses to unlock abilities like using magic, using items, being able to revive fallen characters or even to have the ability to save the game. I loved this as a concept! But it becomes very annoying, very fast, because the castle suddenly becomes the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil 1 – there are puzzles, there are hidden keys and items, there are sudden ambushes and the worst enemy in the whole game – the backtracking. For hours, you are running around the castle opening locked doors and trapdoors, and at the end I was just exhausted and wanted it to end. Initially I wanted to compare it to Scooby Doo, but that would have been a disservice to an amazing cartoon.

            What is ending like? It is fine. It is a happy end for everyone. The team defeats Ultimecia in her four phases that from a technical point were ridiculous and reminded me of the Bed of Chaos from Dark Souls, where you have to do certain things exactly or it is game over. The powerful sorceress is this ridiculous Lady Gaga impersonator with a bad eastern European accent where she pronounces every W with a V and every C with a K. Whatever, she dies and the universe is saved.

            Final Fantasy VIII is the pinnacle of what could have been. The gameplay design is truly fantastic as is the artistic direction of music and visuals, but the story is an abject failure in my opinion. Would it have been better had it been 20 hours shorter? Sure, but it would still be bad. It pains me to no end, because for whatever reason I really like Squall and have always seen bits of myself in him, but this ain’t it, chief. 4/10 – play it for the card game or skip it.